This blog gets my opposite of goat!




I gave this comic to some high level students (six adult men and one 14 year old girl) yesterday and asked them to tell me why it was funny.

  • First response: "Because he wants to give the guy a bath but there's no bath-tub. Ha ha. No bath-tub!"
  • Second response: "no shower?"
  • Third response: "Ahh, close to home! It's funny because it's like he's at home because you can take a bath at home!"

Then I gave them this one. In stark constrast to the simple and confused answers provided for the above, the responses were mind-bendingly philosophical. Ok, an exaggeration -- first they had to ask what "convex" meant. But then the symposium began: for instance, "ahh, i see . . . so the mirror is a reflection of their relationship," and "the redness in her cheeks is a symbol of impending doom," etc. The room of mostly-adults unanimously agreed that the couple featured here is definitely going to break up in conjunction with the coming of spring. What?







My impressions of Hong Kong are colored with comparisons to Japan. Let’s concede to this inability for objectivity and look some of aspects of the city that I found contrasted the most.

For the Polyglot: I learned one little piece of China-speak while waiting with the all-male and all-Japnese counterparts of our tour group in Hong Kong airport. m goi = thank you, and while it’s a good one to know, it’s also relatively useless because most residents speak near fluent and only slightly accented English. Additionally, Kanji in Japan is visually (though not audially) the same as Kanji in China, so I was able to read things like “exit,” “north,” and “road” with glee. Again, though, everything was also doubled in English, a fact that detracted from our Kanji-literacy-related satisfaction only minorly.

For the Worldly
: There was refreshing wash of racial diversity (though not enough that our shoulder-bagged selves didn’t stand out) in residents and tourists alike.


For the Socialite / Fashionista: To compliment this diversity was a similar wash of welcoming fashion -- a disregard for fashion, if you will. I saw comfortable shoes. And sandals! Where were the turquoise high heels and Louis Vuitton bags? Home in Tokyo. Additionally, both children and cats were unabashed. This gregarious nature was accompanied by a few things: 1) Lack of cell phone centricity. 2) Lots of noise. Lots. Amongst it, chatting on public transportation and jackhammers around every corner.

For the Penny-Pincher: Unlike in Tokyo, money goes far far far in Hong Kong. A few examples: 1) 30 yen for the ferry from Kowloon to Hong Kong, 2) 450 yen for a Bruce Lee t-shirt, 3) Cheap (albeit aromatic) taxis across town: $H.K. 15 = 200 yen = $1.90.

For the Gastophile
: Food in HK smelled different than any other food I’ve smelled . . . ever. Walking about we passed store upon store and shanty upon shanty of dry sea-related products, almost none of which I could name (photos taken the olde-fashioned 35mm way are still in the camera). In restaurants and at vendors we encountered creative uses for every part of every animal, i.e. shredded carrots wrapped in goose skin . . . tolerable the first time around, gag-reflex inducing the second.

For the Neat Freak
: Beware . . . there’s Grime, and lots of it. Then again, there are also garbage cans on the street for grime removal (just try to find one in Tokyo).

For the Champion of the Urban Aesthetic: Skyscrapers and un-homogenized architecture abound. Hong Kong’s skyline is gorgeous and can be viewed from many an angle. Buildings under construction are ensheathed in bamboo scaffolding lashed together at the intersections. *Allegedly* it's sturdier than steel. Allegedly.


The trip was splendid and way too short. We only had time for a cursory (yet refreshing and tantalizing) exploration of one of Hong Kong’s smaller islands; most of our time was spent jetting from Kowloon to Hong Kong, doing the requisite shopping (and bargaining) seeing the requisite sights, taking the requisite photos and meeting the requisite like-minded tourists. Michelle and I met up for some of such activities with a fellow teacher who has been staying with a buddy of his in a houseboat on the south side of the Island for a week . . . tough break, man. Tough break. Anyway, it's hard to judge a city over the course of 4 days, but good times were had. Wahoo.

Ciao,
Eliz

p.s. on a related-only-because-I-read-it-on-the-plane-to-and-from-Hong-Kong note, Lost Japan by Alex Kerr is a simple, well-written, smart and many-faceted attempt to concisely embody why Japan is the way it is. For those with an interest in this place, I recommend. Dozo.



You'd think that people would've had enough of silly love songs about Takao, so I'm no longer going to perpetuate such foolishness in public. Just a few brief notes for consideration:

  • Please support East Asian Tsunami relief via UNICEF via me. Please. Thanks!
  • I'm going to Hong Kong in four days; if anyone's been and wants to recommend restaurants, bars, or places to see, don't hesitate.
  • Try explaining the origins of St. Patrick's day to a low level English speaker. Just try it.
  • A short list of American (British/Australian): puma (peeyuma) / faucet (tap) / gross (scum) / Nike (rhymes with like) / intervals (fits and starts) / gentle (canny).
  • Gosford Park is quite possibly the perfect movie.



Dear Takao,

I confess, I love you, and I am going to miss you passionately. I have possibly one of the best runs of my life yesterday morning . . . the sun was shining, and I was climbing "mountains" left and right and emerging from the thick foliage on the mist-shrouded summits like Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now, except with only a partially wild, jungle-induced crazy look in my irises. I raced a bunch of high school boys up mountain #2 (they wasted me) and at the bottom of mountain #3 asked for directions to Takao Station using some newly acquired language : Takao eki wa dochi desu ka, an attempt at communication that elicited smiles and friendly responses from the guys on bikes who helped me out. Oh. It was a fabulous morning. Takao, I'm glad that at the very least we have these memories to share. It's like Rod Stewart always said (in his adaptation of Barry Manilow lyrics*), "[Takao], you came and you gave without taking," and I will forever thank you for such kindnesses. Sigh.

~Eliz

*Thanks parents and Angie for your vigilance.



First it was one small but important part of the crass and dirty lyrics DRigato and Angelo so enjoyed singing along to at Falto parties of yesteryear (and sadly absent from the parentally kosher version of Monster Booty), then it was the name of the project manager / designer for that TLC show on which slackers in red t-shirts got free house renovations, and now it's the Japanese word for "what." Or has it been all along? Regardless, times, they are a'changin'.

To fully encapsulate the female Japanese "nani," one must possess vocal chords that can produce tones that soar to ear piercing hights and plunge to gutteral lows. It takes talent, I'll say.

p.s. Spring is in the air, and as the old saying goes, Spring is the time when a young girl can leave her futon cover hanging out on the balcony all day and night so that when she comes home after a billion hours it smells like the grass and the mountains and the factory and it is amazingly comforting. And fluffy.



My "new" bike is home, and part of the ride here included racing with a salaryman on a shopping bike through Hachioji. Seriously. These Japanese businessguys don't like losing, especially to STRONG WESTERN WOMEN. Fortunatley my 18 gears kicked his a**. On practically the same topic, my favorite salaryman outfit thus far made its appearance on the Chuo Line Monday morning -- its piece de resistance being a tie patterned with at least 50 cavemen in wrestling spandex/lycra hoisting barbells.

Friday night I ended up at a really Japanesey bar, drinking beer and eating seafood forced upon me by the owner, whom my tablemates thought was rather reminiscent of Morgan Freeman (I thought he was more like the Guy From The Cover Of The Book "The Cay" . . . sadly I don't have a photograph of our actual subject for comparison . . . JUST YET). I've now eaten haka-haka (?) whole, and sampled TWO fish eyeballs. That experience was actually quite fun, except we were sitting outside with only a space heater for warmth. It is winter here, after all (see photo below).

.
Finally, I went snowboarding for the second time with different friends and it was splendid -- here's the view from the top of one of the hills -- Fuji was about 90 degrees to the right of this vista, and there were ranges on every side. It was breathtaking and FREEZING and painfully reminiscent of last time, but in a good way.

Cheers,
Eliz


About me

Blogsies

Chicago

Rarely Updated

Archives


Site Meter