My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.

Sad.

NASA better update, man. [EDIT 11:15 p.m.: This link has since been modified. Props, Nas'!]

[EDIT 8.25.06, 7:33 a.m.: In response to the proposal the Pluto be recategorized as a "dwarf planet" Dr. Alan Stern had this to say:"It's an awful definition; it's sloppy science and it would never pass peer review . . . " -from BBC.com, Pluto Vote 'Hijacked' In Response. Read the article here, and, if you are so moved, Save Pluto here!]