Sparked by recent contact with the one and only TC #4, I am inspired to stand on this enormous soapbox in order to promote the one acronym that really trumps all others (save WWJVDBD?). What is this acronym, you ask, and what is the source of its greatness? 'Tis "TC," and its greatness transcends explanation. So, without futher ado, here they are: The top 10 TC's ever, in no particular order. Know them and love them.

10. Tim Cibor
9. the Twin Cities: Home of Brian Vnak. Hmmm. It's a stretch.
7. Turtle Creek
6. Technetium
5. Traverse City
4. Taylor Clary (a la Bookstore 2004. As if that's not enough.)
3. The Cheat
2. Too Cool for TC? probably.
1. Tim Calhoun says that his sexual history is irrelevant, and that America needs another big lake. Which it does.

Heart, Eliz